{"product_id":"everything-is-trash-sympathy-card","title":"Everything Is Trash Sympathy Card","description":"Acknowledge breakups and bad days with a touch of levity.\n\nRedesigned for 2026! Printed on 100% recycled paper and paired with a coordinating envelope. Blank inside and sealed in a protective cellophane sleeve. Size A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\"). \n\nCard reads \"Sorry everything is trash right now\" and features an illustrated metal trash with a beanie-clad rat among a pile of takeout containers and fruit peels.","brand":"Boss Dotty Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50862656684317,"sku":"BDC-083","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2988\/6978\/files\/88bc4a5bc519bf0404a9c985d2fca55789999fd366b97cb1106e45444b1a97de.jpg?v=1768934422","url":"https:\/\/midnightsun.net\/products\/everything-is-trash-sympathy-card","provider":"Midnight Sun","version":"1.0","type":"link"}